Anyway, today I am going to pay tribute to my favorite unconventional Hollywood hotties. Sure, every woman thinks men like Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise scream 'sex'. But there are tons of other actors out there portraying freaks, geeks and more. Even though they don't fit the conventional definition of sexy, they're still exciting many women around the globe.
My five favorite unconventional Hollywood hotties:
5. Michael Imperioli
Michael has a big nose, is kind of greasy looking and possibly needs his eyebrows waxed, but nonetheless, he turns me on. In The Sopranos he treated Adrianna like crap, but yet he continues to captivate me. The role made him sexy in a bad boy sort of way.
4. Kevin Spacey
Kevin has played an alien, a serial killer, a borderline pervert and many other not so appealing roles. However, there is something about the charm of his acting that keeps me coming back for more. He's almost so unsexy, that it makes him sexy. Kevin may play a lot of weirdos, but he's my weirdo. Go on with your bad self Kevin and keep picking obscure roles, the ladies will stay lined up no matter what.
3. Kevin James
2. Jamie Kennedy
Jamie Kennedy won my heart back in 1996 staring as Randy Meeks, the dorky, movie loving nerd in the hit movie Scream. If I were Sidney I would have left Billy Loomis in the dust and gone after Randy immediately, but I digress. His character's charm and green hush puppies immediately caught my eye and he has been one of my celebrity crushes ever since. They say that the geek never gets the girl, but in Jamie's case that's not true: he's now dating the extremely beautiful Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Nerds need love too ladies!
1. Hugh Laurie
Okay, okay...before you try to judge my crush on Mr. Laurie just hear me out. There are tons of women secretly in lust with "Dr. House" all around you. On the show, he may be sarcastic, commanding and sneaky, but in the end it's a huge turn on. There is something about a man who combines humor and brain power. Every week when Hugh stars as Doctor Gregory House, he solves difficult medical problems and makes women everywhere go into to cardiac arrest with his one of a kind personality. If Lisa Cuddy doesn't get with the program soon and hook up with House, I can find you a ton of women who would gladly take her place.
4. Kevin SpaceyKevin has played an alien, a serial killer, a borderline pervert and many other not so appealing roles. However, there is something about the charm of his acting that keeps me coming back for more. He's almost so unsexy, that it makes him sexy. Kevin may play a lot of weirdos, but he's my weirdo. Go on with your bad self Kevin and keep picking obscure roles, the ladies will stay lined up no matter what.
3. Kevin JamesHe's a little dorky and a little pudgy in King of Queens and hit movies such as Mall Cop.
But Kevin's charm allows him to work his way into the hearts of women everywhere. Humor can go a long way and his humor makes him sexy. People can call me a chubby chaser for crushing on Kevin James and I'll gladly chase away. He's like a cute teddy bear.
2. Jamie KennedyJamie Kennedy won my heart back in 1996 staring as Randy Meeks, the dorky, movie loving nerd in the hit movie Scream. If I were Sidney I would have left Billy Loomis in the dust and gone after Randy immediately, but I digress. His character's charm and green hush puppies immediately caught my eye and he has been one of my celebrity crushes ever since. They say that the geek never gets the girl, but in Jamie's case that's not true: he's now dating the extremely beautiful Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Nerds need love too ladies!
1. Hugh LaurieOkay, okay...before you try to judge my crush on Mr. Laurie just hear me out. There are tons of women secretly in lust with "Dr. House" all around you. On the show, he may be sarcastic, commanding and sneaky, but in the end it's a huge turn on. There is something about a man who combines humor and brain power. Every week when Hugh stars as Doctor Gregory House, he solves difficult medical problems and makes women everywhere go into to cardiac arrest with his one of a kind personality. If Lisa Cuddy doesn't get with the program soon and hook up with House, I can find you a ton of women who would gladly take her place.
Hugh Laurie has come a long way from Jeeves And Wooster to the point where he is thought of as a sex symbol now. There was a neat inteerview a while back where he confessed his astonishment at driving around LA and coming to a massive billboard with his face on it. He seems genuinely surprised by all the attention he is getting.
ReplyDeleteI can't see the attraction women have for Michael Imperioli though. He reminds me too much of the lead actor in The Office (the US show, not the British one)...
The only one I agreed with is HUGH LAURIE.
ReplyDeleteI love both Dr. House AND Hugh Laurie.
My long time love is Gerald McRaney. I've loved him since SIMON & SIMON and he may be back on TV soon. He's doing a J.J. Abrams pilot called UNDERCOVERS. I pray it gets picked up. I miss him. I thought JERICHO was GREAT! George Clooney comes to mind but he's so not a geek. Then there's Sawyer on LOST.
That's about it I guess. :)
???Kevin James???
ReplyDeleteWell,different strokes for different folks, but I think this is the first time I've seen the words "Kevin James" and "hottie" in close proximity.